Dental talk

A funny thing happened yesterday, while giving instructions to a patient of mine after his third molar (wisdom teeth) was surgically removed, he asked me this at mejo naloka ko sa tanong nya...

Me: Just remember yung mga bawal ha blah blah blah kundi mamamaga yan...
Patient: Doc may tanong ako...
Me: Sure ano yun...me jokingly telling him na bawal muna magkiss
(not knowing dun papunta ang usapan)
Patient: PWEDE BA KO MAGSEX MAMYA???
Me: (deep inside di ko alam ang sasagutin kasi kakatapos lang magsurgery yun kagad ang itenerary after...hehe maiisip mo pa ba yun?!!) Uhmm...shempre hindi muna kasi (ngumiti na lang ako)...kasi of course kelangan mo gumalaw dun...i mean may unnecessary movements dun na pwedeng makaaffect dun sa bleeding blah blah blah..
Patient: Hindi talaga? bawal ba? So bukas na lang???
Me: Eh...hehe...at least give it 2 days muna


Waaaaahhh!!!